Musical Audacity

Mu-sic (mõõ'sik) n. The art of organizing sounds so as to create an aesthetic combination of rhythm, melody, and harmony.

So why the f@*k do people who claim to "love music" contradict themselves by saying, "...but I don't like country music". Do you know what a hard punch to the head feels like? Now I can understand the figure of speech in this matter. But as a music connoisseur, it makes it hard for me to give someone a music cd by Kenny G. and you say I don't like jazz? WTF!!!! The other day I asked you what music do you listen to and you said, "I listen to everything". Aaaaaggghhhh! I'm sorry if I yelled at you. My point being is clarification. If you just listen to Heavy Metal, don't tell me you love music. You will get struck (and I've punched women before).

~D. Jackson~

No Habla Espanol? No Service!

Now i understand we are a culturally diverse country and on top of that i live in San Diego..... so yes i live in a predominantly hispanic area as well. Now i have nothing against hispanic folk or their struggles, but i do have a damn problem with people who do not speak the native language or cant even understand it! Its amazing how i can go to a place created by an american, making generally american food, yet i cant get my food done right because the person whom is supposed to be practicing customer service cant understand me! Now to me customer service is the ability to serve a guest with hospitality, and hospitality is caring for the guest's needs right? Then why do i have to know they're language to order something?? This isn't just about hispanic folk, but anyone who has the audacity to live in a different country of their origin and not learn they're language! Do they teach english in american schools? I do believe this is the native language! The point being is that when you apply for a job or career and put bilingual be by that not your native tongue and a dab of english!!

~C. Myers~

About the Authors

D. Jackson, Age 22 Gemini
Once known to the world as, WunLuv, Mr. Jackson himself has taken a break from the music community to share his thoughts about everything. And yes I mean everything. After someone finding him in a Toronto street alley, later to find out he was trying to steal Canada's secret recipe of maple syrup. WunLuv checked himself into a rehab center, occupied also with Tiger Woods, both of whom could be seen trading diary's of which in tells the lives they both led. He stumbled upon a website called, www.stumbleupon.com where he was known to masturbate to images of monarch butterflies. After being literally thrown out of rehab, Mr. Jackson met up with his friend B. Matthews who informed him of this idea to rob a closed down blood bank. The attempted heist failed. To greater relief they both decided to share their frustrations by posting blogs so that one day the owner of the blood bank will feel empowered to open its doors once again. He's just sayin'



C. Myers, age 25 Gemini
to start i would like to say that i love long walks on the beach candlelit dinners, and kidnapping old people. after a visit to the local science museum with my high school, i was rudely bitten by a retarded janitor (B. Matthews), afterwards i was home from the field trip and discover i could sense danger coming. how you ask? well ok! my balls begin tingle. and then i discovered i could stick to walls in my dreams. so after i kidnapped the last old woman, i decided to change my criminals ways and began running for the united states olympic swim team. after drowning on a frozen lake, i realized what i should do with my weekends. open an abandoned blood bank (which later got robbed) and now i said f**k it i'll just write blogs...

Where Are They Now: Sesame Street Edition

After grueling years of research. Countless leads and misleads, taking our research team into four different continents and well over thousands of country's. We are proud to present a series we call: Where Are They Now.But before we begin our segment we would like to thank all those involved. And especially those we lost including; Jonathan Paul 34, Stephan Stevens 44, Grandpa Joe 88, Mr. & Mrs. Yamagato 76&77, the village of Munbangay, Phil the Comedian 28, Bruce Wayne (better known as Batman) 71, Suzanne VanBurkleo 24, Agent 0 Unknown, Sam the Robot 274,176 hours of run time, Amy Winehouse 26, Corey Hame's high school classmate and many more. While we are saddened by our losses, do know that everyone made tremendous contributions in our efforts to bring you these stories of triumph and tragedy. We would also like to thank the families of the deceased for believing in our process and we will honor their memories by sharing the journey to unearthed the mystery behind the camera.

Since being removed from syndication, the pioneers of early child development, has since seen a decline in child growth causing future generations of our children that revert back to intellect rivaling our early primative ancestors. This alarming decrease in I.Q. has brought to question, what happened to the beloved Sesame Street gang? Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street. But to no avail. With the simple jingle that reminds us so much of what we've now lost, The Oreo Effect has assembled a brilliant team of journalists, private detectives, current and former mercenaries lead by Sylvester Stallone. A top tier medical staff, business men including members of notorious drug cartels, and even some hookers and johns. We are The Oreo Effect letting you back into Sesame Street.

to be continued.....

Sexting: Friend or Foe?

D. Jackson:
"OMG, you make me so horny! Send me a picture of you......." And away we go! Sexting. The new phenomenon that has swept the teen nation. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned booty calls on school nights. Or the, "Wednesday study group". Now before I jump the gun, I too have victimized many Betty's by having them send me very pornographic like material via text message. I'm not actually having sexual intercourse but, hey, it sure feels the same....On the inside at least. You know just the other day I googled Hannah Montana (as I always do once a week) and the search engine came up with images of Miley Cyrus Sexting a picture message to every pedophile registered sex offender in America. I'm d! Just think about it. Right now your little sister probably lost her virginity to a HTC Hero Android phone with a 5.0 mega pixel camera. Thank god they've developed contraceptives in the form of spam and blocked messages, or screening notifications. I'm just sad I didn't grow up going through puberty with a cell phone! "LIFE'S A BITCH, and I f*%ked her through fiber optics, satellites and cyberspace." I'm just saying...

C. Myers:
Ok sexting? Wow we got a title for this crap now? Well i wish i had a lot to say on this topic but i am a perpetrator of this non-sense. But while we are being honest, what the hell happened? I remember when chicks thought it was creepy when you were cyber chatting and cyber sexin. Everybody that was "cool" thought you were a loser, but now we text instead of talk, and talk instead of socialize. But isnt sexting a smaller more mobile version of cyber sex? I dont wanna read how "hot" you are... TELL ME IN PERSON!! I dont want to see pics of your tits! I want them in real life! But whatever cause we all do it sometime.... no seriously its disturbing to do it too much. Cell phones and malls destroyed the skatin rinks, bowling alleys and pool halls. When i was a kid your were a nobody if you werent at the skatin rink, now you hang out in malls and NEVER actually TALK to girls you holler dumb shit at them! If you get a number you just text them...... speak!! Use your ability to talk to chicks or guys or whatever the hell floats your boat!