About the Authors

D. Jackson, Age 22 Gemini
Once known to the world as, WunLuv, Mr. Jackson himself has taken a break from the music community to share his thoughts about everything. And yes I mean everything. After someone finding him in a Toronto street alley, later to find out he was trying to steal Canada's secret recipe of maple syrup. WunLuv checked himself into a rehab center, occupied also with Tiger Woods, both of whom could be seen trading diary's of which in tells the lives they both led. He stumbled upon a website called, www.stumbleupon.com where he was known to masturbate to images of monarch butterflies. After being literally thrown out of rehab, Mr. Jackson met up with his friend B. Matthews who informed him of this idea to rob a closed down blood bank. The attempted heist failed. To greater relief they both decided to share their frustrations by posting blogs so that one day the owner of the blood bank will feel empowered to open its doors once again. He's just sayin'



C. Myers, age 25 Gemini
to start i would like to say that i love long walks on the beach candlelit dinners, and kidnapping old people. after a visit to the local science museum with my high school, i was rudely bitten by a retarded janitor (B. Matthews), afterwards i was home from the field trip and discover i could sense danger coming. how you ask? well ok! my balls begin tingle. and then i discovered i could stick to walls in my dreams. so after i kidnapped the last old woman, i decided to change my criminals ways and began running for the united states olympic swim team. after drowning on a frozen lake, i realized what i should do with my weekends. open an abandoned blood bank (which later got robbed) and now i said f**k it i'll just write blogs...