A Reminder

Hello, fans how are you? great! i don't care!! what I do care about is you becoming a fan and following our posts. Now this is whats wrong with our country you have all these freedoms and you don't utilize them! What is up with that shit!? Don't you love us? Don't you care? we have children to feed! well at least I do! but its cool be like that! i didn't want you to be a follower any way! you never cared mom! you just wanted to have your jack and coke and watch your soaps! MOM! its 3 in the afternoon shouldn't you be finding me a father!? No mom i don't want to sleep outside tonight! just because you have a new boyfriend doesn't mean you can beat me! Wow I'm sorry for that! i have a tendency to black out when I'm upset! NOW LOG ON, SIGN UP, COMMENT, BECOME A FOLLOWER, AND VEG OUT!

Sincerely your friends,

The Oreo Effect

The Real Oughle Truth

Girl your personality kicks ass. Unfortunately. Your ass? Does not.
That’s how most guys think. Girls this is your queue. If you want one of these men - and most men are like this, that prefer a skinny ‘bitch’ - then you have a choice. 1 Lose weight - take your fat ass to the gym handcuff your fat wrist to it and turn it up as much as you physically can. Or 2. Do nothing like you are doing now and remain fat and man-less like some dried up hag. You can also take your ass down to the nearest animal shelter and get yourself a bunch of cats because research shows people who are single lead happier lives when they have pets. By the way, by choosing to do nothing - this is also a decision. Choose carefully - because it will determine if for the rest of your life you become best friends with the dildo section of F St. Adult Video or the steak and beer section of your nearest grocery store. Because once you lose the weight a blowjob, a steak and a beer will go a looooooooong way. In man terms we call those women -'keepers.' We might even get you flowers - and not those piece of shit dead ass flowers but some alive ass looking, colorful, full of life, spring time flowers skinny bitches get from dumb guys you wish you had. I love you.

P.S - the percentage of men who like fat girls is very small - like their penises - that's why they only look at plumpchicks.com in the privacy of their home. They'd be embarrassed to actually be seen with one of these hippos in society. (It's true check their web browser history)

Yours truly,

~Mr. Ayhol~

Maybe The Problem Is You Have No Game?

I'm not talking about the game you have heard of where you can talk your way into a girl's panties. Not that game. I mean everyday connecting on some 'other than horny' level game with women. Talking about shit they like to talk about. Shit like relationships. I can't get a woman to shut the fuck up once I 'open' up about my previous relationship. All I have to say is 'I wish my ex-girlfriend the best but I don't want to repeat that ever again - women are all the same.' I promise you - she will not shut the fuck up until you look at that blonde with the big boobs walking across the coffee shop. One thing at a time soldier. Concentrate on the girl at hand. Guys want a girl they can talk to about their interests. How arrogant is this? Why don't you stop being a pussy, yeah, ironically, stop being a pussy and talk about shit she likes? Family n shit. What kind of diamonds she likes... is she more of a princess or a round? white or yellow gold? Girls have put some serious thought into this shit. Any girl who says she hasn't is lying. But, instead... what do you wanna talk about? The football game, cars, beer - and you want a woman to relate to you on that level? No fucker, get your head out of your ass - this isn't your buddy, this is your potential pot for you to plant your seeds on. It hurts me to see men without game. Here is a cheat sheet - tell her she looks great - even if she doesn't. Ask her where she shops and how much she spends regularly - the answers is too much but not enough. White lies never hurt nobody well except native americans, and blacks. blah - semantics. you know what I mean. Ask her how her day was. Let her talk to you - just lead her. Look in her eyes. Smile once in a while. 'Open up' to her. Okay that last one is hard. BUT you know what I've done? Opened up about shit that never happened. I make shit up as I go along sometimes - never knowing where my story will end. My message is this - fellas - cater to the pussy. Then marry the pussy and love the pussy and you'll never be pussy-less ever again. I love you.

~Mr. Ayhol~

People whom have standards but really really shouldn't.....

I see a lot of people on social networks and personal ads and where ever else people post there neediness to the world. I am talking about people who are looking for a significant other through these electronic means. These folks who have these standards that are just obsured! Like I need this with that and he has to have this and none of that and definitly has to be hott! Now this is ridiculous, I remember when internet dating was a fucking joke! You were either heavily obese or horrifically ugly and that's why you had to resort to the internet to find your dream guy with out being aressted on site for disturbing the peace. Did it ever occur to you that maybe you can't find a man because you set these unimaginable goals for your guys that you meet? Its not enough that he has a great paying job he has to have great looks too? Listen great looking wealthy people don't have time for you independent picky bitches. That's why you see them with the dumb barbie broad and not you! Because the dumb chick ain't gonna complain he doesn't spend enough time with them or they don't say enough nice things as long as they got the credit card they cradle the balls and swallow the nut! You picky broads on the other hand created the idea of independent because its a nicer more elegant way of saying I'm alone as fuck and eventually going to be in my 40s when I find the man of my dreams and to late to have children. Unless of course you have an indestructible vagina. I just got say that these standards are crazy. If you want a man to love you and take care of you than let him do just that because trying to force anyone into something will always result in a negative outcome. Stop being bitches and start being just plain ol' beautiful women and we will come to you like retarded dogs looking for food and something to hump.

~C. Myers~