to start i would like to sa
y that i love long walks on the beach candlelit dinners, and kidnapping old people. after a visit to the local science museum with my high school, i was rudely bitten by a retarded janitor (B. Matthews), afterwards i was home from the field trip and discover i could sense danger coming. how you ask? well ok! my balls begin tingle. and then i discovered i could stick to walls in my dreams. so after i kidnapped the last old woman, i decided to change my criminals ways and began running for the united states olympic swim team. after drowning on a frozen lake, i realized what i should do with my weekends. open an abandoned blood bank (which later got robbed) and now i said f**k it i'll just write blogs...
