"What Can Brown Do For You?: A Package Sent From Heaven?


RAE-RAE BROWN, with her beautiful (eye color here) eyes. Perfectly fitting on her face. What can be said about a goddess who roams about the earth with the mere mortals. She's well loved my all. She has all HER teeth. Everything you want in a women, she's got.


And then there's, R'ONAH BROWN. The side you don't see. Surprised? I was. Are you kidding me? This chick's attitude got more flavor than a Now' OR' Later. You see what I mean? Allow me to elaborate. Miss Brown got what we people within my industry call, "Hey you! Who dat' dere?" Translation: That girl is one foxy fox.

I remember this one time when my boy, B. Matthews, tried asking her for directions and she slapped him. Then ran in the opposite direction. If it takes one to know one, then my dude B. Matthews just found his soul mate. And if you know B. Matthews? That is one retarded man.


Anyways, before I completely throw you off the roof, Miss Brown is, well Miss Brown. If you haven't experience her yet, then you haven't experienced the EXPERIENCE. But mind you there is a queue line. And you must be THIS TALL to ride. She's the crystal who ain't friends with diamonds from Bristol, France.


Now let's get back to Rae-Rae. And man can she cook! I've never been that high off of crack since high-top fades were military issued in RUSSIA (NODRAGO for you ROCKY fans)."But I thought she was a goddess?" Don't get me wrong either. I'm just stating an example of how amazing she is. (Yay for brownie points!)


So in conclusion, Rae. The World. The World. R'onah.....

~D. Jackson~