Sunday, March 28, 2010

INTRODUCING! R. Brown

After spending 19 years as Jewish-catholic nun, R. Brown decided to call it quits, and pursued a career in the porn industry but not as a porn star, but as financial advisor to “Brown Sugar”. She also owns three small companies based in India were she exploits small children for her benefit and Nike’s too. After a financial disaster (investing in abandoned buildings) and secret love affair with a person that shall not be named (tiger woods) she decided to become a journalist for CNN, later to be fired for smuggling heroine in her ass. That’s when The Oreo Effect approached her with a position and not one on her back either! (which trust us we tried! After three 12 packs of steel reserve, 7 roofies, 12 hits of X, and a stun gun to the tit! We finally just gave the fuck up). We sent her on a mission to uncover the woman’s perspective of how the world is perceived, but who knows what this gang of jackals and jackass’ are up to next

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