After spending 19 years as Jewish-catholic nun, R. Brown decided to call it quits, and pursued a career in the porn industry but not as a porn star, but as financial advisor to “Brown Sugar”. She also owns three small companies based in India were she exploits small children for her benefit and Nike’s too. After a financial disaster (investing in abandoned buildings) and secret love affair with a person that shall not be named (tiger woods) she decided to become a journalist for CNN, later to be fired for smuggling heroine in her ass. That’s when The Oreo Effect approached her with a position and not one on her back either! (which trust us we tried! After three 12 packs of steel reserve, 7 roofies, 12 hits of X, and a stun gun to the tit! We finally just gave the fuck up). We sent her on a mission to uncover the woman’s perspective of how the world is perceived, but who knows what this gang of jackals and jackass’ are up to next
Sunday, March 28, 2010
INTRODUCING! R. Brown
After spending 19 years as Jewish-catholic nun, R. Brown decided to call it quits, and pursued a career in the porn industry but not as a porn star, but as financial advisor to “Brown Sugar”. She also owns three small companies based in India were she exploits small children for her benefit and Nike’s too. After a financial disaster (investing in abandoned buildings) and secret love affair with a person that shall not be named (tiger woods) she decided to become a journalist for CNN, later to be fired for smuggling heroine in her ass. That’s when The Oreo Effect approached her with a position and not one on her back either! (which trust us we tried! After three 12 packs of steel reserve, 7 roofies, 12 hits of X, and a stun gun to the tit! We finally just gave the fuck up). We sent her on a mission to uncover the woman’s perspective of how the world is perceived, but who knows what this gang of jackals and jackass’ are up to next
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