Girl your personality kicks ass. Unfortunately. Your ass? Does not.
That’s how most guys think. Girls this is your queue. If you want one of these men - and most men are like this, that prefer a skinny ‘bitch’ - then you have a choice. 1 Lose weight - take your fat ass to the gym handcuff your fat wrist to it and turn it up as much as you physically can. Or 2. Do nothing like you are doing now and remain fat and man-less like some dried up hag. You can also take your ass down to the nearest animal shelter and get yourself a bunch of cats because research shows people who are single lead happier lives when they have pets. By the way, by choosing to do nothing - this is also a decision. Choose carefully - because it will determine if for the rest of your life you become best friends with the dildo section of F St. Adult Video or the steak and beer section of your nearest grocery store. Because once you lose the weight a blowjob, a steak and a beer will go a looooooooong way. In man terms we call those women -'keepers.' We might even get you flowers - and not those piece of shit dead ass flowers but some alive ass looking, colorful, full of life, spring time flowers skinny bitches get from dumb guys you wish you had. I love you.
P.S - the percentage of men who like fat girls is very small - like their penises - that's why they only look at plumpchicks.com in the privacy of their home. They'd be embarrassed to actually be seen with one of these hippos in society. (It's true check their web browser history)
Yours truly,
~Mr. Ayhol~
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