People whom have standards but really really shouldn't.....

I see a lot of people on social networks and personal ads and where ever else people post there neediness to the world. I am talking about people who are looking for a significant other through these electronic means. These folks who have these standards that are just obsured! Like I need this with that and he has to have this and none of that and definitly has to be hott! Now this is ridiculous, I remember when internet dating was a fucking joke! You were either heavily obese or horrifically ugly and that's why you had to resort to the internet to find your dream guy with out being aressted on site for disturbing the peace. Did it ever occur to you that maybe you can't find a man because you set these unimaginable goals for your guys that you meet? Its not enough that he has a great paying job he has to have great looks too? Listen great looking wealthy people don't have time for you independent picky bitches. That's why you see them with the dumb barbie broad and not you! Because the dumb chick ain't gonna complain he doesn't spend enough time with them or they don't say enough nice things as long as they got the credit card they cradle the balls and swallow the nut! You picky broads on the other hand created the idea of independent because its a nicer more elegant way of saying I'm alone as fuck and eventually going to be in my 40s when I find the man of my dreams and to late to have children. Unless of course you have an indestructible vagina. I just got say that these standards are crazy. If you want a man to love you and take care of you than let him do just that because trying to force anyone into something will always result in a negative outcome. Stop being bitches and start being just plain ol' beautiful women and we will come to you like retarded dogs looking for food and something to hump.

~C. Myers~