Maybe The Problem Is You Have No Game?

I'm not talking about the game you have heard of where you can talk your way into a girl's panties. Not that game. I mean everyday connecting on some 'other than horny' level game with women. Talking about shit they like to talk about. Shit like relationships. I can't get a woman to shut the fuck up once I 'open' up about my previous relationship. All I have to say is 'I wish my ex-girlfriend the best but I don't want to repeat that ever again - women are all the same.' I promise you - she will not shut the fuck up until you look at that blonde with the big boobs walking across the coffee shop. One thing at a time soldier. Concentrate on the girl at hand. Guys want a girl they can talk to about their interests. How arrogant is this? Why don't you stop being a pussy, yeah, ironically, stop being a pussy and talk about shit she likes? Family n shit. What kind of diamonds she likes... is she more of a princess or a round? white or yellow gold? Girls have put some serious thought into this shit. Any girl who says she hasn't is lying. But, instead... what do you wanna talk about? The football game, cars, beer - and you want a woman to relate to you on that level? No fucker, get your head out of your ass - this isn't your buddy, this is your potential pot for you to plant your seeds on. It hurts me to see men without game. Here is a cheat sheet - tell her she looks great - even if she doesn't. Ask her where she shops and how much she spends regularly - the answers is too much but not enough. White lies never hurt nobody well except native americans, and blacks. blah - semantics. you know what I mean. Ask her how her day was. Let her talk to you - just lead her. Look in her eyes. Smile once in a while. 'Open up' to her. Okay that last one is hard. BUT you know what I've done? Opened up about shit that never happened. I make shit up as I go along sometimes - never knowing where my story will end. My message is this - fellas - cater to the pussy. Then marry the pussy and love the pussy and you'll never be pussy-less ever again. I love you.

~Mr. Ayhol~